Realistic Dildo
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. So, if it looks like a dick, feels like a dick, and pleases like a dick, it could very well your best replacement (without the drama).
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. So, if it looks like a dick, feels like a dick, and pleases like a dick, it could very well your best replacement (without the drama).